San Francisco Offers Money-Making Opportunity

New San Francisco Initiative to Pay Individuals Not to Shoot Others. That’s the screaming headline at Newsweek.  This program “will pay people at high risk of shooting someone not to pull the trigger to help alleviate rising gun violence in the city.”

Think about that for a minute.  Apparently someone in San Francisco knows who these frequent shooters are.  Maybe a better idea is to arrest them.  Oh, wait, San Francisco District Attorney Chesa Boudin doesn’t believe in prosecuting criminals.  Arrested, booked, released, all in one day.

But Iowahawk (David Burge) has a better idea.  San Francisco offers money-making opportunity.  Why not take them up on their kind offer?  Forthwith, the wit and wisdom of Iowahawk.


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